drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
Denne osten er full av mugg - this cheese is full of mold
Isbjørnen er en uttrydningstruet dyreart - the polar bear is an endangered species
Rumpa mi brenner - my butt is on fire
La oss plyndre England - let’s plunder England
Svigermor er kannibal - my mother in law…
when your friend named ben is gay
I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax.
I AM CRYING
I PLAYED THIS WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK AND MY MOM ASKED WHAT THAT NOISE WAS SO I TOLD HER I FARTED AND I REALIZE THAT THAT’S NOT BETTER AT ALL.
It’s a mix of hell and outer space.
how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
imagine tom hiddleston getting nervous around you.
That second gif owes me a new pair of panties
this is my favorite image on the internet