Thorgasm
Thorgasm

kendrickulous:

coffee-filters:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

god dammit

faramir + book quotes, pt. I

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

simsgonewrong:

after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.

simsgonewrong:

after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

Game of Sass | Tyrion Lannister

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darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

A+ 10/10 would definitely bang list 2014 

petitemarine:

very obnoxious/awesome slime!!!!!1!!1!!!

petitemarine:

very obnoxious/awesome slime!!!!!1!!1!!!

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"